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vorvayne:

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jethroq:

premiium:

critink:

force-recon:

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

also you know, tattoos cost money so you can’t really be unemployed and covered head to toe in ink.

The way I see it people should be able to do what they want with their bodies and not be persecuted for it. If they’re happy with themselves that’s all that matters.

Bolded for fucking truth. 

worthlessailurophile:

sixpenceee:

In case you didn’t get it, candy is the name of her dog.

Woah. 

Full video here

For a post on a bloody Mary short horror film

Nope nope nope nononononono

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful)

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

its fine

ah gosh thanks ;w;

i was hoping on finishing it today and i still feel a bit bad about that

de2:

Aieee!!

ask-jeff-and-slenderman:

Join us by bloodysae
-don’t remove the source-

(Source: deviantart.com)

ireleavea:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

(Source: reine-ubu)

hey Obsymun

i’m feeling pretty sick…. real bad so i’m gonna be in bed all day

which means i won’t have the drawing done until tomorrow or Friday rather than today

sorry about that

brightslap:

the-science-llama:

So I saw some gifs and decided to fix them.

it makes me happy that at least one of them is dream-building

pokemoncap:

fxckbeans:

pokemoncap:

demontadark:

not-pizza:

pokemoncap:

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDN’T DIE

RIP little Tommy

RIP lil Tommy

HE DIDNT DIE HE WAS RAISED BY KANGASKHAN

R I P    L I L    T O M M Y

zee:

petork:

if you unironically use uwu in 2014 i expect a personal apology and an explanation of why you did it

"im a poo poo diaper baby and need a diaper change because someone on the internet used a few characters to make an emoticon" –tumblr user petork

(Source: teamgalaxatives)

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

inkcapacitated:

What does it matter what they’re fighting about. What matters is they’re having fun, right. Right. 

But Francis still calls bullshit, Suit, that pipe bomb totally took the tank out before you could shoot it. 

Now, prove it, monkey. 

Fuckin’ prove it.